If you touch my butt while we kiss then you win at life

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i wonder how many guys i’m going to like that are assholes before i find the right one


y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

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"a person’s a person no matter how small"

Dr. Seuss, a pro-choice advocate who publicly donated to Planned Parenthood and actively sued pro-life organizations for using this as a slogan. Stop using this to justify your bullshit pro-life ideals. Not even the original author of the phrase agrees with you.  (via

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i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

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"Note to self: you want him, but you don’t need him. You never needed him."

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"Just never forget that a guy isn’t doing you a favor by seeing/touching your body, or having sex with you. You are giving him the gift of you, and they should appreciate and love every inch or gtfo."


Well said, couldn’t agree more.


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Still my favourite tweet ever.