"Just never forget that a guy isn’t doing you a favor by seeing/touching your body, or having sex with you. You are giving him the gift of you, and they should appreciate and love every inch or gtfo."

dirtyberd

Well said, couldn’t agree more.

heyyyyy

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tuzzaax:

Still my favourite tweet ever.

lameborghini:

kinda gets annoying to always be someone’s second option after awhile

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Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel
How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

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Anonymous: You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it



justdropithere:

Janis Ancens - Louis Vuitton SS14
"To get a gun in Japan, first, you have to attend an all-day class and pass a written test, which are held only once per month. You also must take and pass a shooting range class. Then, head over to a hospital for a mental test and drug test (Japan is unusual in that potential gun owners must affirmatively prove their mental fitness), which you’ll file with the police. Finally, pass a rigorous background check for any criminal record or association with criminal or extremist groups, and you will be the proud new owner of your shotgun or air rifle. Just don’t forget to provide police with documentation on the specific location of the gun in your home, as well as the ammo, both of which must be locked and stored separately. And remember to have the police inspect the gun once per year and to re-take the class and exam every three years."

A Land Without Guns: How Japan Has Virtually Eliminated Shooting Deaths (via buttension)

see, that’s gun control
you don’t take away a person’s right to bear arms
you take away a person’s ability to abuse their arms
i mean it’s high maintenance but i really think it’d be worth it if it saves lives  

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 
dirtyberd:

same
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