crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via lascivuus)

zolloc:

trapped / zolloc

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

image

(via fivegum)

wingzeldacustom:

“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke

(via gink-nus)

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour, via gink-nus)

inbreed:

I just need to spend a day naked in bed with someone watching movies and playing video games and eating fatty foods and having sex two or nine times

(via lascivuus)

straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub
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